We have not met yet. But, I understand that you drive a small
compact silver car. You have been seen arriving at the end of
Cufra Road around 10pm. If you are new to Thetis, please let
me tell you about our wonderful recycle yard. The bottle bins
are open 24/7. Please pick up the numerous Red Bull cans
and equal number of Pepsi cans thrown into the bush when you
leave. The local school will appreciate the return money. The Pall Mall
cigarette butts are unsightly, strewn on the gravel and into the dry
grass. Thetis Island residents take fire prevention very seriously,
especially in the dry summer months. Ask our Fire Chief Jeannine
Caldbeck. Please pick up the butts ensuring that they are extinguished
and dispose of them in your own garbage can.You may also want to
pack an empty garbage bag to pack the remaining refuse you leave behind.
In case you missed the sign upon disembarking the ferry, it is a $2000 fine
for littering.I can only imagine that the fine for causing a forest fire from a
cigarette will be much greater.
I will try my best not to be late tonight. We must meet.
A concerned Thetis Island Resident